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Second Chance: Ch 11

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[Original Title: Hetalia x Scary!Strong!Dense!M!reader]

Our Lord Doitsu and the Holy Ghost part 2
(f/n)= first name  (l/n)= last name  (h/c)= hair color    (c/n)= country name bold= you're using your dark voice  italic= narrator talking and/or character thinking sub= talking to the narrator secretly and/or whispering  
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"Huh? You're finally back....." said (f/n) weakly with a long (h/c) beard to the ground. He hunch over with a cane supporting him. 

It wasn't that long of an an update. Take that stupid beard off.

"Fine, fine." (f/n) removed the fake beard and threw away the cane. "So now what I'm suppose to do? In the last chapter he threw me and left somewhere-"

"Woof! Woof! Woof!" Three dogs ran up to (f/n) excitedly.

"Hey! No! Stop! I don't have any meat on me!"

Do you?

"..........Fine, I had some wurst in my pant from breakfast." He took it out of his pocket and threw it on the ground.

The three dogs greedily ate wursts and then licked his hand as a thanks. This made (f/n) all soft and warm inside. He kneed down to the dogs' level and pet them on the heads.

"Ha, ha, you're welcome!''

Then he checked his phone for any new messages.

XX/XX/20XX
From: EyebrowsTheInternetForEros
(f/n), could you give the the American wanker a call to let me out of the basement? He locked me down the basement after I accidentally teleport from my kitchen to his house. 

XX/XX/20XX: 09:00
From: Don'tWantToBeAnAmericanIdiot
Dude! (f/n)! Help! There's a ghost in my basement and it tried to feed me rocks!

XX/XX/20XX: 09:05 pm
From: BoringBossOfHell(ButNotActuallyMyCountryButActualHell)
(c/n)! Where are you!? The paperwork you left are on top of me and I can't get out! You been stacking off from I can tell with this weight! I swear to god, when I get out of this mess, I'll block every social media sites you been on, so you can focus on your work!


"Nope, nothing," said (f/n), as he clear off the messages. The dogs from earlier went behind the house to their doggy door. 

(f/n) tried to open the front door but it was lock. He begin knocking on it, hoping that Prussia would open it.

~Inside~
"Und zhen Austria peed his pant like a little baby!" laughed Prussia as he's talking on the phone with a small bird on his head.

"Hohohohohohohoh, and then what?" answered back the caller with a french accent.

~Back to Our MC~
"Damn it!" (f/n) sighed. Maybe he can go after Germany? No, he ain't going back to boot camp! (f/n) went to the back of the house, hoping the back door is unlock. It isn't.

"Shit!" (f/n) then looked at the doggy door. "..................................................."

Well? Aren't you gonna go do it?

"Nice try! I see what you did there! I'm gonna be stuck halfway and some guy will pant me on the outside!"

Let's start on why some random guy is gonna pant you. They would call the cops. Second, that too clique. I think every comedy plot has that somewhere. So what are you gonna do? 

"I'm gonna rip the door off it's hinges and get inside!" (f/n) crackled said.

That's a home invasion, and you we already did that skit back at France's. Except you snuck in his chinney.

"I'm not 'home invade' anything!" (f/n) rubbed his hands together and held the door's edges. He tugged and it came right out........................along with pieces of the wall.....

"Uh-oh."

Now you done it, Germany is gonna hate you more.

"N-n-no problem! I'll get glue and duct tape to fix it!" (f/n) hurried inside. He saw Prussia on the couch like one of those gossip girls on tv.

"Hey, Prussia! Do you know where your brother keep his glue and duct tape?"

"Eh?" Prussia got off his phone. "Zhe glue is in West's office und zhe duct tape? I guess in his room."

"Why does he keep duct tape in his room?"

"You know~ Kinky stuff," smirked Prussia.

"But on who?"

"He-.............Jou have a good point." He went back talking on his phone.

(f/n) just shrugged and went into Germany's home office. He open the door to reveal a super clean, neat workplace. Barely any dust, books placed by the order of their authors.....

"Whoa, it looks like Levi from SnK been here. The only thing missing is him cleaning the other side of the window." (f/n) open the curtain to let some light in when he saw a short man with raven short hair and steel colored eyes. He wore a cleaning mask and head cloth and seem to be cleaning on the outside side of the window. He stopped and looked at (f/n), who was looking at him back in surprise.

The mysterious man quickly flew off on what seem to look like a 3d Maneuver Gear from a certain manga. (f/n) blinked and quickly close the curtain.

"I'll pretend I didn't see that so I wouldn't fanboy so crazy." (f/n) went over to Germany's desk to find glue. He pulled a couple of drawers. He shifted through the stack.

"Paper, paper, paper,...................................." There was a bondage magazine at the bottom.

".........................." (f/n) quickly roll up the magazine and shoved it in his back pocket.

"You didn't see anything......."

Right. Not like he's gonna kick your ass later for going into his personal stuff.

(f/n) pulled the bottom drawer but it seem to be stuck.

"Shit." He tugged and tugged.

Wait, (f/n)! There might be something in there that making it clogged!

But the narrator's voice became unheard when (f/n) ripped the drawer out of the desk. Paper flew everywhere and something smashed against the wall.

"Crap," said (f/n) as he looked at the drawer in his hand and look at the mess he made. (f/n) begin to picked up the papers when he noticed something about them.

"Eh? These papers are from WW2......."  He shuffled through them. "These are from-!"

Hmm?

"Takes out menus from the 30's!"

You got to be kidding me!

"JK, calms yo tits." *sigh* "These's are old documents from...." (f/n) squinted. "I can't pronounce this German word..... And why are most of these are list of names?"

....................................

"You know something, don't you?" said (f/n) as he search the ground for what had hit the wall. He reached under the cabinet and pulled a picture frame. It shows familiar faces. 

"Ohhhhhhh, the Axis." 

It shows Japan in an imperial Japanese uniform, Germany in a black uniform, and an Italian with a curl in fascist uniform.

"I think I read a little about them when I was isolated for a couple of years. I miss a lot! So I have to read history books to keep update."

(f/n) quickly put it back in the drawer with all the paper. "Come to think of it.............It was all Germany's boss fault."

At least, you're being serious about this chapter.

"Because of him, I can't wear that mustache!" (f/n) placed the drawer back where it belong.

Or not.

"I wanted to wear that to dress up as Charlie Chaplin from the Tramp for Halloween! But noooooooo! Some dictator has to ruin it for everyone!" yelled (f/n), flailed his arms around. "I had to sub as a toilet paper mummy. If I had known that teens today used water balloons instead of rotten eggs and silly strings, I would have wore a different underwear."  


He knocked a couple of stuff off the desk.

"Shit." (f/n) quickly pick it up and noticed a small notebook is opened. He was about to put it back until he notice something.

Hmm? What is it?

"..................Nothing." (f/n) quickly put it back on the table. He then search the desk for glue. 

"Found it!" 

Then a door slam in the living room.

"Ah, West! Jou're back!" said Prussia in a loud voice that can be heard from the office. "And Italy-chan too!"

"Ciao, Prussia!" said a voice with an Italian accent.

Oh shit! thought (f/n). He'll see I broke his door! It's bad enough that he doesn't like me but he'll probably make me run 300 laps!

(f/n) quickly ran into the kitchen where the back door is. He quickly slap on glue on the broken edges and put the pieces in. Then he put the door in a right position and try to glue the hinges back.

"Vhat are jou doing in mein kitchen?"

"Shit!" (f/n) quickly turn around and toss the glue somewhere. "Oh hey, Germany! Didn't know you came home!"

"Vhy are jou still doing in mein house?" yelled the German. 

"Ve, Germany, who are you talking to?" asked an Italian man behind Germany. It was the same guy from the meeting!

The Italian grew pale when he saw (f/n) right there in front of him. He pulled out his white flag and start crying.

"Waah! Please don't hurt me, (c/n)! I'm already spineless as it is! I'm also a virgin and it's no fun killing a virgin! Wait! I told you this already! You're gonna kill me regardless! Germany!" cried the Italian as he quickly hugged the back of Germany.

Germany sigh and attempt to open the back door to show (f/n) the way out. But end up pulling the handle out and the door fell over.

"....................."

"I can't believe you broke your own door," said (f/n) shifting the blame to him. "Well, I better go before my boss start going through my internet history.

(f/n) whistle a note and try to leave but the big German pulled him back.

"Fix it. Zhe tools is in zhe garage."

"But I didn't do it!" (f/n) denied.

"He totally did it! I heard him breaking into zhe kitchen!" yelled Prussia from the living room. 

That little snitch! Hasn't he ever heard 'snitches get stitches?' Ohhhh, I'm gonna get him when he's alone- No! Bad (f/n)! You're not a violent person,...........anymore. "Ok, I mayyyyyyyyyyy have broken the door-"

"Fix it, now!"

"Alright! Alright!" (f/n) quickly ran to the garage.

"Wow, Germany! You're so brave!" complement the Italian man. "You made that scary nation listen to you!"

"Y-yeah." Actually, he vasn't even scary at all. More like another useless idiot.

~To the Garage~
"Even the fucking garage is neat!" said (f/n) as amazed.

Yeah, your garage is full of shit.

"I prefer to call them treasures of 'my' past."

Last time I check, a stash of pizza tables isn't treasure.

"From your point of view, it isn't. To me, it is." (f/n) begin to root through shelves to find the tool box. 

"Got it."

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(f/n) begin to remove the hinges from the back door while Germany, just in case he try something. Italy was inside chatting with Prussia. 

It's hard to believe zhat zhe (c/n) is right here fixing mein door. Although I'm surprise he didn't burned mein house down vhen he broke in..................................Wait a minute, (c/n) didn't burn mein house down nor mein bruder. Normally, (c/n) vould tried to kill anything living but he isn't doing anything right now. Vhat if it's part of his plan!? Pretending to be an idiot so he could piss me off und make me attack him. Zhen he could automatically declare war legally! Very clever! Look at him. Probably plotting his plan out like I know nothing! thought Germany glaring at (f/n).

Does Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc wink or blink? think (f/n) as he screwed in new hinges.

"All finish! Germany, can you help me hold the door still while I screw it in the wall?"

Germany broke out of his thought. "Huh? Ja."

He held the door against the frame while (f/n) adjust the positions of the hinges.

"............................"

"......................................."

".......So," said (f/n), breaking the silent. "You went somewhere in the last chapter."

"Ja?"

"Where did you go?"

"...I went back to zhe base since jou mess up zhe new recruits."

"Oh.................I thought today was your day off."

"! I have to fix up zhe mess jou made, vhich in included me vorking on mein day off."

"Oh really? I thought you went to visit a cemetery."

"!!!"

"I snuck into your office, looking for glue but instead I found your schedule."

"Vhy vere jou looking glue in mein office?"

"Don't change the subject."

Hypocrite.

"Shut up, narrator. So you were trying to repent your wrongdoing, eh?"

".......I should have never trust zhat man. I didn't know vhat he had planned behind zhe scene..." Germany begin lowering the door.

"Hey! Hey! I'm almost finish! Don't drop it now!" 

"Sorry."

(f/n) start screwing the middle. "Yeah, I read the wiki. But you didn't do anything. Why are you bother to apologized to something that some else did. I mean, the ones were responsible are all dead."

"Zhey may be dead, vho vill remember zhe victims?"

(f/n) finish screw them all. He moved it back and forth.

"All finish! And, uh, what do you mean? They'll be remember as a historical event."

"Zhey're more zhan just names on paper, website, und vhatever teens are using zhese days. Zhey all have families, personality, likes und dislike. If I forget zhem, vill zhey be forgotten as snow on a spring day?"

"..............You're right. No one likes to be forgotten. I wonder.......................if 'they' forgotten me too or remember me as a burden......................."

"???"

"Ah, nothing! Forget the last part! So the door is all fix! I'm off the hook, right!?"

"No, jou're still being punish for breaking und entering," said Germany as he heads inside.

"But I fixed your door!"

"20 laps around zhe block."

"You jerk! First you got free labor out of me and now you want to me to run in circles!" complain (f/n).

"If jou don't, I wonder vho's gonna tell jour boss about breaking into a nation's home und thievery."   

"I didn't steal anything!" denied (f/n) quickly.

"Right hand it over." Germany extend his hand.

(f/n) grumbled and place the bondage magazine he 'borrowed' earlier to Germany. Germany then look at him funny.

"Don't judge me! You read the same stuff too!"

"Germany! Are you done yet?" shouted the Italian from the living room.

"Ja, ja." Germany heads inside with (f/n) following him.

"Ve!? Why is (c/n) still with you!?"

"Calm down, Italy. (c/n) is cool, now," reassure Prussia. "Now vhy don't jou introduce jourself to mein newest buddy?"

"C-Ciao, Mr (c/n)," said the man while shaking. "I-I'm Italy."

"Italy? Like where Mario comes from?" said (f/n) excitedly.

"In case jour wondering, zhere's no mushroom kingdom zhere," said Germany.

"Killjoy....Well, Italy." (f/n) extend his hand. "You already know me- Huh?"

Italy was already held up his white flag and crouch in a defense position. "Please don't hit me! I have too much to live for! I haven't even flirted with all the bellas in my country!"

(f/n) quickly withdraw his hand. A cowardly kind of guy, huh? Am I feared that much despite I haven't even know the guy?

"Italy, get up. He's not gonna do anything vhile I'm here," said Germany. Italy quickly ran up to his friend and hid behind him.

"Heh, I'm gonna make lunch, ok?" said the Italian weakly. He quickly ran off to the kitchen. Germany quickly soon followed with, "Jou better not make another mess zhere!"

Then it's only (f/n) and Prussia in the room.

"Don't mind about zhose two, little bruder is an OCD," laughed Prussia.

"Nein, I'm not!" yelled Germany from the kitchen.

"Umm, Prussia. Can I ask you a question?"

"Jou just did."

"Well, then can I ask another?"

"Jou just did again."

"Then I ask two questions?" said (f/n) with anger in his tone.

"Jou just did."

"When!?"

"Just now, keseseseses."

"Oh for fuck sake!"

"Vhoa! Vhoa! I'm just joking vith jou!" said Prussia with his hands in a defense position.

"Didn't know Germans have a sense of humor," said (f/n) rolling his eyes.

"I'm Prussian! Not German!"

"Gee, anyway................"

~Meanwhile with the Flower Couple~
"You think (c/n) is pretending to be nice?" asked Italy as he stirring the red liquid in the pot.

"I don't zhink, I know. Don't jou zhink it's suspicious zhat all zhe sudden, (c/n) became nice?" said Germany as he cut up some potatoes.

"I heard from big brother France that (c/n) is turning over a new leaf."

"Ja right! He's probably making all of us to lower our guard und zhen....Boom! He strike! Nations like him don't change at all!"

"But Germany, big brother France said-"

"I don't care vhat zhat bearded Frenchman said! Now vill jou excuse me, I need to check up on mein bruder before (c/n) do something." Germany quickly took off his pink apron because he doesn't want (c/n) to laugh his ass off and heads to the living room but then he stopped. 

(f/n) and Prussia seem to be having a serious chat. Germany silently eavesdropped them.

"I see about your 'situation," said (f/n) in a serious tone.

"Ja, even tho zhe walls fell, I'm still alive. I was so happy to see mein little bruder again."

"Russia seem to take good care of you."

"Ja, I don't know vhere zhat rumor came from. Zhe big guy treated like I vas part of his family. Ukraine is like a mutter but Belarus scares zhe awesome me."

"She threaten to cut off your dick too huh?"

"Vhat? She threaten to gouge mein red eyes out if I try something stupid. Back to zhat I'm saying, mein little awesome bruder saw vith great tears of joy vhen he saw I'm still alive. To mein surprise also, I'm not sure how I'm alive. I guess zhe awesome me is too cool to die."

".....Right," said (f/n) with a sweatdrop.

"I vonder how I'm still alive. Is he struggling to keep me alive? If he is, I don't vant him to do zhat for zhe rest of his live. But he insisted to split a part of Germany vith me."

"You raised a good country, Prussia. I'm an only child. I wished you also raised me too and maybe to become like him too....."

"Vhat are jou talking about? Jou're fine zhe vay jou are. Except vhen jou tried to kill me und everyone else."

"Yeah, but I haven't done anything to repay my 'deeds.' Your brother did a horrible thing without knowing yet he insist on paying something he didn't do. I, on the other hand, know what 'I' did wrong but haven't done anything about it..............Even when I have no control over it......"

"???"

(f/n) sniff. "Ah, we're having pasta?" He turned around and said, "Yo, Germany. Are you gonna tell us lunch is finish or hide there like a creep?"

"!!! How do jou I vas here?" said Germany is surprise out of his hiding spot.

"West!? Jou're vere zhere zhe whole time!? Jou could have come out und hear mein awesome stories like a normal person."

"Ugg, well Italy finished making lunch so vhy do ve go to zhe kitchen?" saif Germany as he pointed at the kitchen.

"Food! (f/n) quickly rush to the kitchen and Italy's scream is heard after.

"So West, vhat is jour opinion towards him now?" smirked Prussia, knowing that he's right.

"I'm more concerned at zhe last part of vhat he said," said Germany.

"Vhat?"

"He vas mumbled about 'no control?"

"Germany! Germany! Please come and help! He's eating all my pasta!" cried Italy in the kitchen.

Germany sighed and goes into the kitchen with Prussia trailing behind him. Inside, Italy armed himself with a kitchen knife and (f/n) eating all the pasta like a monster.

"Calm down, Italy. He's enjoying zhe meal jou prepare," reassure Germany. "Now put zhat knife down."

Italy shakily put the knife on the counter. Prussia on the other hand, is trying to get (f/n) to stop eating his portion.

"Stop! Zhat's mine! Jou're already ate jours und West!"

(f/n) led a terrifying roar at Prussia and continue eating. Prussia knew to back off. After the plate was clean, a shadow covered his eyes. He put the plate down and walked towards Italy, who's now shaking.

"Please don't-!"

"Oh my god, it's delicious!" shout (f/n) with stars in his eyes.

"I- Huh?"

"It was the most tastiest pasta I ever ate! It's better than the one back home!"

"G-grazie?"

"This has a lot of different things! I only got spaghetti and meatballs back home."

A sudden quietness flow through the air. This time, it's not from (f/n).

"That's not real pasta. Don't compare my country pasta with the American lousy version," said Italy in a creepy voice.

Oh shit, and I thought 'I' was scary. "S-s-sorry."

What zhe hell just happen!? (c/n) being intimated? If he planned to reach Italy across zhe table und attempt to kill him......

Italy suddenly snap out of his behavior. He realized what he has done and then begin to panic.

"Ve!? I'm sorry for speaking to you like that! Please don't kill me! I'm too spineless to be fed to the dogs!"

"No need to apologize! It's was my fault at the point," (f/n) meek.

"???"

"What?"

"Are you really (c/n)? Nonno did say (c/n) wasn't a forgiving type....."

"Heh, I've been getting that a lot lately. Who's this nonno anyway?"

"I'm surprise jou didn't know from his name," said Germany. "He's zhe grandson of zhe Roman Empire, one of zhe powerful empire from ancient times."

"Roman Empire? Wait, wait." (f/n) tried to concentrate to think back. "!!! Now I remember! He's the nation that kept flirting with 'my' female generals!" 

"It's runs in the family," Italy chirps.

"Vait, jou met vith the Italy-chan's großvater!?" Prussia shocked. "How old are jou!?"

"How old am I? Uhhhhhhhhhhhh, I don't know. From a human perspective, I look (age) but I don't know about my nation's age."

"Jou don't even know jour age, great. For vhat ve know, jou could be older than China."

".............." It's hard to believe.......(c/n) vould be here in mein kitchen. Laughing, chatting vith mein bruder und Italy, vho has always been a coward. Or is he really (c/n)?

"I'm not old!" (c/n) then pose. "I'm as youthful as a- ahhh! My back! lol JK!"

"(c/n)" spoke Germany.

"Hmm?"

"Are jou really zhe (c/n)? Or are jou an unknown country using his name?"

"......."

"Answer me now. Using another nation's name is a serious offence, especially vhen it's (c/n). (c/n) doesn't forgive."

Germany glared at (f/n). (f/n) want to look away but knowing if he did that, then every words from his mouth is a lie to the stern country. Prussia wonders if this is really (c/n) too. He has been so nice, it's hard to believe this nation is the infamous demon monster. Italy want to say something to break the tension but also want to know too. Finally, (f/n) decide his wording carefully.

"I am '(c/n).' Even if it's hard to believe this from someone who stack off their work, getting into troubles,......."

"Home invasions," added Prussia.

"Home invasions- wait a minute! Stop trying to make me look bad! Anyway back to what I was saying, I am '(c/n).' I can't change my past but I will amend for my future. The old me is dead."

No I'm not.

"!!!!" (f/n) look side to side.

"..........." Germany spoke nothing.

"Good, now give more pasta, Italy!"

He sound sincere but vas it a lie? He does have that nation aura so he can't be human posing as (c/n). Zhen zhere's zhat time gap, no one has ever seen him since zhe Great Depression. Did he died und came back as a different person like Poland? However, he vas considerate to Prussia's story, but........ 

"..................Fine, I guess jou're harmless yeah, right but don't expect me to clean after jour mess."

"Ve!? Even Germany thinks (c/n) is harmless!?" shocked Italy.

"I wouldn't hurt a fly!" defend (f/n).

A random fly flew in front of (f/n)'s face and landed on his nose.

".......Now the writer is playing me....."

"Vhat vriter?" ask Prussia.

"Nothing!" (f/n) strain not to kill the fly on his face.

".................Fine, jou can kill it," said Germany struggle not to laugh by (f/n)'s silly faces.

"YES!" (f/n) tried to slap the fly but end up knocking himself out and a concussion.

Vell, he just got downgraded from sociopath killer to lying pervert to a complete dense moron. I guess I no longer vorry if my bruder trust und I guess somehow Italy too. But zhat bad feeling is still zhere................

~???~
..................Not enough, I need more of them. But that will be no problem because of my 2p!'s dense and native mind. Still..................I can't believe he's my 2p! He's much more scarier than me.....    
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"Vait, jou didn't do jour laps," said Germany as he suddenly remember why his back door is broken in the first place.

"Wat!? I thought you forgot! You're gonna make me run after this chapter is fin-!"
Yeah, I have to read it over and rewrite some stuff on this chapter. Hopefully, the next chapter will be quicker. I was a bit lazy over the break because of Christmas and New Year & my birthday. Well, enough rambling, the next characters will be :iconsexyitalyplz: , :iconsexyromanoplz: , and the Italian mafia- wait what!?

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This is proabaly my favorite fanfic ever great job!! :happybounce: